Miami Herald - See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil

Over the last four years, there have been an incredible number of high profile stories regarding the cruise industry: the "missing honeymooner" case of George Smith IV on Royal Caribbean's Brilliance of the Seas, the cover-up of Merrian Carver's disappearance from Celebrity Cruises' Mercury cruise ship, and the case of Laurie Dishman who, after she was sexually assaulted, was handed a trash bag by the cruise ship's officers and instructed to go and collect evidence from the crime scene herself.   

These terrible tales rocked the Miami-based cruise industry.  Connecting these tragedies have been five Congressional hearings - four hearings before the House of Representatives and one hearing before the U.S. Senate - leading to the introduction of the Cruise Vessel Safety and Security act of 2009.  For the  first time in the history of the 40 year old cruise industry, cruise lines will be forced to report shipboard crimes to the U.S. Coast Guard and the FBI.

And throughout this incredibly historic period of time for cruise victims, the Miami Herald has refused to report anything of significance.

Miami is rightfully called the "Cruise Ship Capital of the World."  Home of Carnival Corporation and Royal Caribbean Cruises which together own and operate 75% of the cruise lines in the world, Miami should be the hot bed of a never ending cycle of cruise-related news stories.  These events deserve the best and brightest of journalists and the highest standards of ethical reporting.

Instead, we have the Miami Herald.

Miami Herald - the Cruise Industry's BitchThe Herald is a provincial newspaper, with a travel fanatic as the business editor.  The paper is entirely beholden to the local cruise lines which pay the Herald for advertising and invite the Herald "reporters" to free cruises and parties where they hob nob with the executives and promoters.  In return, there is a quid pro quo where the Miami Herald looks the other way when stories break which could embarass its cruise lines friends. 

These stories have to be covered by legitimate newspapers like the New York Times, L.A. Times, and San Francisco Chronicle and many other smaller yet reputable newspapers which have filled the void created by the Herald's abandonment of its journalistic obligations.

I have touched upon the Herald's sell-out in prior blogs:     

Miami Herald: Asleep at the Wheel Regarding the Cruise Industry and Oasis of the Seas - A Vision of All Consuming Hell.

For the last week there have been multiple stories about the cruise-crime crisis in the Bahamas. Carnival and Royal Caribbean passengers departing from Miami have been robbed by shotgun in broad daylight in Nassau on tours sponsored by the Miami-based cruise lines.  The crime problem in Nassau poses a particularly troubling problem for Royal Caribbean's excutives in Miami who have to use Nassau because it is one of the few ports which can accomodate its mega-ship Oasis of the Seas.

And today, a story broke about a Princess Cruises' crew member "disappearing" under suspicious circumstances off of a cruise ship from South Florida which scream out for for the FBI to board the ship and try and determine what happened.  Although Miami-based Carnival Corporation owns the cruise line, this is the type of story which the Miami Herald writers won't touch out of risk of embarrassing their sugar daddies who, in essence, pay their salaries and keep them employed.

So who covered the stories?  ABC News, the Associated Press, AOL Travel, the Bahama Journal, Cruise Critic, FoxNews, the Freeport Journal, the Nassau Guardian, the Sun-Sentinel, the Telegraph, the Tribune, and USA Today.  But the Miami Herald?  Of course not - this is a compromised rag which  

Sees No Cruise Evil

Hears No Cruise Evil 

and

Speaks No Cruise Evil . . . 

 

 

 

Credits:

Censorship       Eric Drooker www.drooker.com

Herald Vending Machine      Daquella Manera Flickr Photostream  

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil    Tom Otterness (via MeijerGardens Flickr Photostream)  

@CruiseFacts - Cruise Line Pravda

When I was in high school in the early 1970's, my prep school provided students with an opportunity to read the English version of the Russia newspaper Pravda.  The thought was that we Pravda - Cruise Line Propagandashould be reading every perspective to develop a complete understanding of international issues.

Officially referred to as the "Organ of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union (CPSU)," Pravda was the Soviet's propaganda machine disguised as a newspaper.  As the only source of information for the Soviet people, Pravda was a carefully crafted state owned one-side-of-the-story propaganda mill during the Cold War.  

Only those "facts" approved by the Soviet leaders were permitted to be included for mandatory reading by the Soviet masses.

I was fascinated by the absurdity of Pravda's stories.  Along with National Lampoon, Pravda became one of my favorite reads, for no other reason than it made me instantly disbelieve what was written and wonder what the true facts really were.  But unlike National Lampoon, Pravda was oh so serious - which just made it even more ludicrous.

Cruise Facts - Pravda  In mid-September of this year, the  Cruise Line International Association ("CLIA") launched a web site called "CruiseIndustryFacts.com."  It is full of "facts" carefully selected by CLIA for your reading. 

CLIA also has a twitter page @CruiseFacts which occasionally tweets "facts" like "cruise line industry generated $40 billion to the U.S. economy in 2008!" 

Every time I click on CLIA's "fact" pages I feel that I am reading a copy of Pravda:  "We assign the same priorities to keeping guests and crew healthy, safe and secure, and to protect the environment as we do to our other critical business matters . . ."   

Pravda.  I love it.    

   

Photo credit:   vyoos.com     "From Russia With Crud"