If you like F*** bombs, you may find a video by comedian Greg Benson humorous.
It seems that funny man Benson has a cynical view of cruising. He gets right to the point with the video below. I suppose he shares David Foster Wallace's view of cruising (""A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again") except that he has kept his humor intact.
I first saw the video via an article by Gawker's article Cussing Cruise Ship Passenger Gives Explicit Tour of His Vulgar Surroundings. So I owe a hat tip to the people at Gawker.
P.S. the F*** words are beeped so you can't really hear them.